"I'm sorry but you're not old enough to join."
NO PROBLEM, I'LL JUST
CHANGE THE YEAR I WAS BORN IN.
Things I do when I have to study:
1% = study.
99 % = tell people I have to study.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin.
How do you have friends?
(. ,)-(_-D_)==j
Planking on Witty.
Dear Crush,
I would look good with you.
Sincerely,
The Girl Who’s Been Staring At You For The Last Three Months
❤
awkward
allcredittocaptivated
TOO GAY TO FUNCTION.
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who puts the xy in sexy.
Dear Microsoft word
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right
You know who
is pretty?
Read the first word again.<3is pretty?
I think I'll end up like Plankton.
Marrying my computer.
You're too gorgeous to be single.
Really? You're too ugly to be flirting with me.
Confirm
Are you sure you want to delete that b*tch from your life?
Yes
No
All I want is to;
feel your arms;
smell your cologne;
look into your eyes;
taste your lips;
and hear one final, "I love you."
Is that so much to ask for?
when I walk out of the shop
this is what I see
not again
Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
I GOT A LOAF IN MY HAND AND I AINT AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
are you done?
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT
I know you love it when guys say "Don't I get a hug?"
"I would rather call my girlfriend
Than text her
So i can hear her voice "
- Zayn Malk ♥
Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
In bed,
It's 6:00 you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
At school,
It's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
here's my cup of care
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I go on the computer for just a minute
But I end up staying there for 3 hours.
K
Every kiss begins with K ;)
Too bad ugly begins with U.
....
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me, I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy crap.
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper, you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburn*: Skin cancer.
Did you know...
Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends, and replace them with new ones.
Every seven years, you lose about half of your friends, and replace them with new ones.
A FRIEND can kiss a friend GOODBYE,
The WIND can kiss a BUTTERFLY,
A DEW that's falling can kiss the GRASS,
But YOU my friend can kiss my A$$.
<3
<3
Baby you
light
Up
Ⓜy Ⓦorld
light
Up
Ⓜy Ⓦorld
Like Nobydy else ♥
.
.
Pikachu!!!
I choose YOU!
I choose YOU!
Dear Math,
I am sick and tired of finding
your x. SHE'S GONE.
Sinceraly, Move On
I am sick and tired of finding
your x. SHE'S GONE.
Sinceraly, Move On
More coming soon... Stay tuned..
